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Fri May 8, 2009, 8:23 PM
'Sup cutlets?

Guess who just got back from Chuck Palahniuk's book tour for Pygmy?

NOT GONNA LIE, it was pretty much the greatest in the world. He threw signed inflatable penguins into the audience (lackaday, I didn't catch one) and we had to leave early so no book signings for us, BUT OH MAN. IT WAS PRETTY AWESOME.

Also, if any of y'all get to see him, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T ASK HIM WHO HE WOULD FIGHT. It is not a clever question, he has heard it before(and hates it), and srsly you are wasting a question slot when you ask him that D:<

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:icondumpysaurus:
YUKNI YOU SMELL AND I AM JEALOUS.

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"Life is too important to be taken seriously." -Oscar Wilde
:iconyukni:
JRAENY: CHUCK PALAHNIUK AND FRIENDS HAVE THEIR OWN VERSION OF NAG U:<! Every thursday they meet, and if they have brought pages of work they throw a party. It's been running 20 years, LET'S START UP NAG AGAIN DON'T YOU WANNA BE LIKE CHUCK?????

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“Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.”
:iconvamoki:
insane jealous sir, Insanely jealous.

okay how great was it?

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:iconyukni:
SO GREAT. Dunno what else to say except that I love his braaaaaain even more now<3<3<3

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“Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.”
:iconvamoki:
I keep reading his entree's about writing on his website and it makes me want to cry.

Also if you and I became zombies I'd share his brain with you.

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I make great sammiches
:icondumpysaurus:
I WANNA BE LIKE CHUCK. I think for it to work, somebody (all of us?) have to really be Officer Hardass about due dates, though. WE ARE SUCH BLOBS.

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"Life is too important to be taken seriously." -Oscar Wilde

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