KRAKKENKANCANCAN 'cause that's the only name I know off the top of my head LOL *IS BRICKED*

man you should draw like a height chart so that when you talk about your characters I can refer back to it!?!? XDDD;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Jeremy?

Hamilton Gyoza!

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I will pay my dues when you send me my tusks!

Ottershaw!

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"Oh good. The more innocent kids that are helplessly encased within the metal shells of two furiously copulating robots, the better." [link]

I KEEP MEANING TO DO A HEIGHT CHART, but good god, it would end up being a mile long XD

a. Krakken actually started out as A DREAM(!) about zombies and zombie stomping becaSEKRIT I<3ZOMBIES. Haha, in the dream he was the son of my then FAVORITE CHARACTER which is why I kept him around, but slowly he's become a representation of my Id (the Super-ego half is Skein!)

b. HIS METICULOUS SENSE OF HYGIENE

c. HIS IMMATURITY, NARCISSIM, ARROGANCE, HIS CONDESCENSION, HIS INABILITY TO READ, HISthere's a lot ):

d. Oh man, writing and drawing Krakken is so redonkulously easy, but getting him to do anything productive is SO. DIFFICULT. Basically, his voice is so easy to capture down on paper but getting that voice to tell a coherent story is a no go ): ): ):

e. I FEEL THIS BEST ENCAPSULATES EVERYTHING THAT IS KRAKKEN. Mainly because while he's a flashy character, he's never the MAIN character. His purpose is to guide, or direct, rather than be in the foreground hogging all the spotlight XD

f. I WILL NEVER STOP WRITING HIM. He is actually cameos in every single one of my stories, just under a different name. It's kind of like a "Where's Waldo" when it comes to him XD

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“Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.”

A. Jeremey first came into existence when I decided Wernicke needed a sidekick/guide to keep him out of trouble. Then I realized, DUR Wernicke is Jeremey's sidekick and follows HER to keep her out of shenanigans. He's like the dad she already has ):

b. She's a total ass but with a compassionate HERT OF GORLD. I mean, don't get me wrong, she delights in acting like a huge jerk, but LOLOLOL IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN, WERNICKE COME ON I WAS ONLY KIDDING )....: GAWD FOINE BE A BIG BABY SEE IF I CARE D:< She basically adopted Wernicke as her pet-brother when he moved into the apt suite above her's during his midlife crisis oh noes!

c. GOOD GOD, SHE'S SUCH A JERK!

d. She's so easy to write, mainly because I have the best time when writing her. HAHA, srsly, writing in Jeremy's voice is like lingual CHOCOLATE XD

e. Every thing I've ever written with her in it D: Seriously, I tell no lies when I say writing Jeremy is as easy as eating a potato chip XD

f. AW MAN, BROCA'S AREA IS GLARING AT ME WITH GUILT INDUCING GLARES FOR NOT WORKING ON IT D: D: D: Won They, Broca's. WON. THEY.

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“Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.”

a. I concocted the TonofHam for the Fight Club collab that called for, but then he suddenly showed up with dead parents, a whackjob of an uncle, a crazy family, and now I don't even know anymore D;

b. HIS LOVE AND COMPASSION FOR ANIMALS (he names all strays Sam, after his first rescue, a little westie that was missing it's right hind leg JUST LIKE TONOFHAM, THEY MATCH AWWWWWWWWW)

c. His massive inferiority complex ); ); );

d. He's a little bit difficult to get into because of how aloof from the rest of the world his mentality is, but once I get started he's as easy as pie : D

e. MORAL OF THE STORY: It's not Hamilton unless he's incredibally uncomfortable/squirmy in his own skin ): ): ):

f. I'm not sure. I adore him, but he doesn't really FIT into any story yet. I am definitely planning on doing more with him becaAWW LOOK AT HIM, but again, since there isn't a story that he fits into I have no motivatino to write him. WHO KNOWS THOUGH. WE SHALL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

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“Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.”

a. HAHA, the entire reason for the House of Dust storyline (Ottershaw's story) is that an irl friend and I were MOST DISSATISFIED with the Justice League. We decided we could do so much better, so created our own Justice League proxy. Ottershaw was meant to be J'onn J'onz. My irl friend grew bored with the idea, but I didn't so HERE WE ARE TODAY. No solid plot but a bajillion pages long backstory about yours and mine favorite Alien<3<3<3

b. HE HEARTS HUMANITY. Because Kaldanes have such a massive protection drive, Ottershaw can't help but to regard everyone/everything on Earth as his surrogate family, something to be protected with his life. But at the same time he thinks humanity is adorable. He probably thinks of himself as humanities' indulgent uncle, HA HA.

c. Because Kaldanes come from massive Families that are linked together in a Group-mind numbering in the tens of millions, HE IS SLOWLY GOING CRAZY FROM THE LONELY ):

d. Writing Ottershaw is a little more difficult than my standard characters. His voice is very stilted and there is a ritualistic hiearchy of speech that probably isn't coming through AT ALL. Haha, I think he's the only one of my characters that openly defies writeability.

e. Even though this is a tegakie doodle, I've always felt this perfectly shows just what Ottershaw is. He's a perpetual Stranger, alienated from everyone, even those that would reach out to him in love ):

f. I defnitely plan on writing down Ottershaw's story someday. IT IS LESS A MATTER OF IF, MORE A MATTER OF WHEN D:<

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“Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.”

Jeremy is such a fun character. I APPROVE.